umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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