singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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