doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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