the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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