toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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