Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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