Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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