no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just want nice things and good sex
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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