ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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