Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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