Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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