Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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