Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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