I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Actions speak louder than pants.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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