He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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