And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My balls are so social today.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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