Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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