this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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