What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I skipped work to stalk him.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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