Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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