if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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