i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize