Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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