Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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