i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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