Small penises have feelings too.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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