she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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