i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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