Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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