Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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