nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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