got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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