i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
