Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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