did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
