He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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