I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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