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  Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?

  (940): View more from Texas

  homeless.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.

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• (315): View more from New York

  She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.

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• (510): View more from California

  I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across

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