Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.

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(407): View more from Florida

wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.

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(352): View more from Florida

I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"

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(315): View more from New York

We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?

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(916): View more from California

I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked

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