The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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