Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Shame is for Republicans.
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