the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
