if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We left the knife in your bed.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
