Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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