"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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