you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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