when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
as a side note pls kill me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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