wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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