when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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