I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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