I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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