just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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