BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
