"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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