can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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