Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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